Skip to main content

Dean's girl 

That group of sluts that always seems to be on a break that hang out in the deans office. The only reason they are there is because they are dirty whores who will do anything for extra credit and attention. They wear tight low shirts with mini skirts or tight sweat pants to show off their "assets." There is much speculation that inappropriate activities take place behind closed doors while the dean's girls are in there from fondling and other inappropriate physical contact to full on fucking.
Dean's girls are constantly seen in his office trying to squeeze favors out of him like getting rid of demerits or ignoring dress code.

Favors aren't free though, the larger the rule a girl tries to flout the more she must do for the dean. Payment can range from simply being in the room while skipping a test or project to getting felt up by him for something bigger, the most serious cases such as changing your grade to an A+ generally involve stripteases and full on sex in his position of choice.

Emily H, Sarah M, and Heather F are the most notable deans girls at our school. They have all been felt, fondled, fucked, and filled by Ron the dean on many occasions. The most notable incident was when Ron caught them with some drugs behind the bleachers, He told them to come back to his office where he made them smoke it till they were high out of their minds before fucking each one in the mouth, pussy and ass. The trio regularly go in to give him blowjobs to get on his good side and they love the taste and feel of his cum in their mouths or running down their chin dripping on their teenage chests.

Heather Foti is the sluttiest dean's girl of the three. She will suck and fuck for every little thing be it a few free points on a test or avoiding near expulsion. She shows up early and stays late each day, telling her parents she is being good and studious when in fact their baby girl is gagging on a thick cock or striping on a desk in a revealing schoolgirl outfit.
Dean's girl by puntitlover December 14, 2010

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026