I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 21, 2023

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 13, 2023

Dead Island

The diet dying light, Who do you voodoo, a 2011 made fun game, and also made an infamous trailer. Also not even related with the trailer, but overall a good game.

Guy: Hey, have you heard about Dead Island? It has some good zombie killing weapons!
A Biased Idiot: LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STUJPID ZOMOBYEIE GAMEMES!??!?!?!LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO YOU WILL NEVER SUC-*Gets ran over by the Dead Island Ram zombie*

by diet dying light October 13, 2023

Dead Racehorse

An item of previously high value that has reached its untimely demise or ability to use.

"Opened my oil cap today and found the forbidden smoothie, she's a Dead Racehorse for sure."

by TheSaucySoviet June 16, 2022

dead dog store

funni store flamingo made

flamingo:welcome to dead dog store what dead dog do you want
noob: djdbs dkd sksjs sjs sjs sn
flamingo:ok your becoming a new dead dog

by memeaddictive July 16, 2022

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 9, 2022

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 5, 2021