This phrase connotes to, “on my mother” . Other examples include. “On me”
“On the mob” “I put that on my life” or what children used in the 2000s that was over exertingly corny “on my cousins grave” . A form of expression of being serious.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'