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dead soldier 

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar
dead soldier by jfk April 9, 2004

Dead Soldier 

An empty vial of narcotics, usally heroin.
Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .

That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
Dead Soldier by TheBunk February 8, 2010

dead soldier 

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.
dead soldier by teeyodi April 26, 2006

dead soldier 

When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
dead soldier by b3arded clam April 23, 2010

dead soldier 

When beer is left in an open can not entirely consumed.
"Hey man, pound the rest of this dead soldier."
dead soldier by Matt Lynch April 16, 2006

Dead Soldier 

Slush gathered behind your tires in the winter after driving.
Could you get rid of the dead soldiers on the car?
Dead Soldier by Awesomeness Matt January 17, 2008