Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .
That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
by TheBunk February 08, 2010

by Awesomeness Matt January 17, 2008

by NO2ah August 22, 2008

Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.
Man C: No, fuck off.
by Chris Locust June 09, 2009

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2010

by jfk April 09, 2004

Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
by teeyodi April 26, 2006
