Dead Snow 

The period of snow when it turns slushy and sloppy and makes everything seem dead.

(February-March) "Look at all of the dead snow out there!"

Dead Snow by DKKID December 13, 2010

dead kitty snowboarding 

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

dead kitty snowboarding by lucyslking April 4, 2010