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dead duck 

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.
Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!
dead duck by Doukie February 17, 2009

Dead Duck 

Mostly girls who just lay in bed while having sex as if they are dead, not engaging in any kind of sex. Just getting F*CKED!
Megan is really a Dead Duck, shes no fun.
Dead Duck by Millionaire Man March 14, 2011

fuck a dead duck 

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.
Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"
fuck a dead duck by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026