dead duck 

a person who never responds who appears to be sunk,gloomy

oh are you a dead duck please respond to my queries

dead duck by vpad October 14, 2006

dead duck 

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

dead duck by Doukie February 17, 2009

Dead Duck 

Mostly girls who just lay in bed while having sex as if they are dead, not engaging in any kind of sex. Just getting F*CKED!

Megan is really a Dead Duck, shes no fun.

Dead Duck by Millionaire Man March 14, 2011

fuck a dead duck 

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

fuck a dead duck by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007