Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!
Also known as Deacon’s Disease, deaconitus is having your necktie show under the collar of your dress shirt. This disease is commonly associated with deacons in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It is the responsibility of teachers and priest to correct this and point it out to deacons.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.