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i'll be darned 

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.
I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.
i'll be darned by The helper ! October 8, 2013
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i'll be damned 

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.
Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.
i'll be damned by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

the damned 

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.
*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*
the damned by Charley May 13, 2005

Double dog damned 

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both
Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned

christ be damned 

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.
when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.
christ be damned by angry bald guy October 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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