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the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week

day off by AlphaVegan August 20, 2011

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Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

Day off by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

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Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

Day off to J off by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

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have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

have a day off by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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