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the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.
i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week
day off by AlphaVegan August 20, 2011
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Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?
Day off by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day off to J off 

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
Day off to J off by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.
John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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