Dawson Day

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..

Dawson Day needs a lot of help.

by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019

Dawson Day

He is a loving person, but he is better off without Zoe because #zody is for life.

Person 1: isn’t #zawson so cute, Dawson day is so good with Zoe!
Person 2: back off, #zody is better.

by slim shady yeah yeah yeahhhhh May 1, 2019

Dawson Day

A very kind & responsible young man that people like to make fun of since he is friends with zoe Laverne

“I can tell Dawson Day anything” ~Zoe Laverne

by Beaming.zoe on insta April 30, 2019

Torture Dawson Day

Every October 28th you can annoy, torture, or make fun of a guy with the name Dawson without being stopped

Hey bro, Happy Torture Dawson Day

by Cayde63847 October 28, 2021

Dayson

A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.

“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”

“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael

“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle

“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison

by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018

Dirty Dayson

A thicc boy who loves to put brownies and ice cream onto a person and eat it off

Broo, he’s pulling a dirty Dayson

by Dontreadmyname July 5, 2020

dayson

Dayson is a funny, awesome, person who you can trust no madder what the situation is. He's obsessed with hats. Plays a very competitive game of Ultimate Frisbee. He is likely to have a fight with his brother over a literal bite of pizza. He loves donuts and can eat a gallon or two of ice cream in one sitting. He lives in a home where they always eat amazingly healthy while still making it delicious, he also milks a cow most mornings and nights thou sometimes one of his 4 brothers does it for him. Sometimes acts like a Nerd, and knows Pokemon. Is a very good singer and Actor... usually.

Person: Hey Dayson! Are there any new plays going on, I really liked the Star-Trek one.

Dayson: No but there will be one this fall, I think it might be a Pirate one.

by Shmermafer August 1, 2014