Dawkins' Witness 

Slang term for evangelical atheists, who are always trying to convert you to atheism. A take-off on Jehovah's Witness, who are always coming around trying to convert you. These guys are the same thing in reverse, preaching Richard Dawkins to anyone who will listen.

Man, a Dawkins' Witness just came by my cubical preaching again. I couldn't get rid of him.

Dawkins' Witness by DelawareGuy January 4, 2008

Dawkins' Witness 

A person with sufficient sophistication to recognize religion as the greatest threat to human civilization, and shares this fact with others.

Dr. of Biology- Creationism is religious propaganda and only retards public education.
Random dude-You must be a "Dawkins' Witness"

Dawkins' Witness by JoeyMarvelous October 22, 2008