David Letterman 

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

David Letterman by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

David Letterman 

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

David Letterman by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

David Letterman 

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

David Letterman by Kolber February 8, 2005

David Letterman 

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

David Letterman by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

David Letterman 

Legendary talk-show host and comedic genious.

Host of "Late Show with David Letterman," which stars long-time music director, Paul Shaffer, along with the CBS Orchestra. Also features long-time announcer, Alan Kalter, owner of the "Hello Deli", Rupert Jee, and a variety of other regular guests and acts. Shown on CBS. Weeknights, 11:30 P.M. ET/PT.

Dave Letterman could kick Jay Leno's fat ass any day of the week.

Jay Leno is a putz, compared to David Letterman.

Who the hell is this jackass Jay Leno!? The only talk-show host I know, or care about is David Letterman.

David Letterman by Sam June 18, 2004

David Letterman 

an inferior talk show host... he sucks so much that he belongs in the level of carson daly...

guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die

David Letterman by tekken_5 April 16, 2006

david letterman 

1. Long time host of the late show.

2. The coolest person to ever come from Indiana.

I make a point to watch David Letterman's show every night.

David Letterman has the coolest gap in his teeth ever.

david letterman by theplainjane April 29, 2005