David Hause

A man who only says two things: "Can you even ghost?" and "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!"

Jay: *plays games in class*
David Hause: "IM TELLING THE DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"

by MacXP June 1, 2018

David Hause

Some pussy ass bitch noodle head penis gobbling lookin ass that can't get Sophie also tends to threaten to beat your ass.

That david Hause got dipped by spencer

by Hanna Peterson December 8, 2016

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009