Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 21, 2009