Classic dave move

When someone does something stupid or without thinking
Did you hear what Joe did?
No. What happened?
He did a classic Dave move, he destroyed his TV while he was gaming.
by Fleinsbach32 September 09, 2022
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Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
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