Dating Website 

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

Dating Website by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

Dating Website 

A website for 75 year old men who want to go back to there prime days back in the 50's. Or 75 year old men who like you "act" like the other gender, But there's also those 75 year old men who are looking to do some nasty things, but if really do find a real girl/boy they probably are just dating you for Starbucks. I would just stick to being lonely if i were you. Unless 75 year old men are your type then HAVE FUN.

I was using that new dating website tender an a old man messaged me!!

Dating Website by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 3, 2022

Dating Website 

Websites that perverted old men (50s to 70s, or above. i don't know.) use. They seek out 20 (or lower) to 40 year old women on those types of webpages and ask them for neuds right as they DM the girl. (either that, or they ask to hook up instantly because they want to get laid. lol)

Man: Send neuds, the dating website won't care.
Girl/Woman: Ew, no. Weirdo.

Dating Website by anonymous200020 July 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008