Darwinacle

An accident-prone person who continues to live in spite of the statistics of Darwinism.

My brother ran into a tree today with his bike; it's his third bicycle accident this month! He's a real Darwinacle.

by Cookey February 1, 2009

darnacle

it is a hybrid of a barnacle and a dingleberry, which adhers itself to the inner wall of the butt cheek, the darnacle requires a painter scraper and/or a well used butter knife to break the debris loose much like a barnacle on a sea faring boat. feeling has been described as ripping a gigantic scab off ones testicles. it also sometimes throws bones.

while removing his darnacle from his butt cheeks, the pain felt like ripping a mobster out of cement shoes.

by sir henry gay beard March 31, 2009

Darwinkle Moonie

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009