Dark Man is a man so dark they are barley noticeable by the naked human eye. They are so dark they absorb/envelope every day of light there is in the surrounding area
DMX one of the illest rappers of all time is also known as
- Dark Man X
- Dark Man
- X
- The Dog
- Dark Man X got ya bouncin again - "Party Up"
- There ain't no sunshine when the Dark Man comes out - "No Sunshine"
- X gon give it to ya - "X gon give it to ya"
- Earl Simmons, AKA The Dog - "My Life"
Men who aren’t funny and rely on shock value from offensive words or ideas to get a laugh out of people. When people get offended by what they have said, they respond with “ugh you’re such a snowflake it’s dark humor!1!1!1!1!!!”
“Wow that kid is such a r*tard.”
‘Don’t be a “dark humor” man. That wasn’t funny.’
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).