darkman

leaving an event early without informing anyone.

one who makes a habit of leaving parties early in order to draw attention by way of their absence.

a sudden disapearence

Isaac always pulls a darkman so people are asking where he went.

by Steven Parker May 9, 2005

darkman

The act of leaving a social gathering of three or more friends without notice and in a wily, concealed manner. Also, one who practices this art can be referred to as a darkman. The reason for the roughish exit may differ according to the situation: eluding an ex-partner, escaping before being enveloped in a full-blown blackout, evading a cumbersome event, dashing away because the walls are melting and the ceiling is changing colors, etc. The darkman often attempts this foolish exit with a head full of alcohol and/or chemicals, although there are many exceptions to this rule. Any drunken buffoon can attempt a darkman, very few have mastered the true art of the darkman.

Sally: (yelling over excruciatingly loud music) Bill, Where's Andy? He was just standing here and the beer in his pint is still swaying where he placed it on the bar.
Bill and Sally: (in unison after scanning the crowded barroom in vain for Andy): darkman...

by Mike Zero May 31, 2005

Darkman'gina

A Darkman'gina is when the area that used to grow pubic hair around either male or famle genatalia has been scarred from serious burns. Thus resembling the skin of "Darkman".

"So I took her pants off and was face to face with a steaming pile of darkman'gina, I guess she had an amazon bush fire gone bad"

by illestrader December 14, 2007

Darkane

In the beginning of 1998 Darkane rose out of the ashes of Agretator, an ill-fated but talented band giving Watchtower (of course you remember them!) a run for the money. When Agretator became history, drummer Peter Wildoer and guitarist Christofer Malmström teamed up with fellow six stringer Klas Ideberg and bass player Jörgen Löfberg.

A true metal band.

True Metal for true fans.

by God. November 22, 2004

Dark Man X

DMX one of the illest rappers of all time is also known as
- Dark Man X
- Dark Man
- X
- The Dog

- Dark Man X got ya bouncin again - "Party Up"
- There ain't no sunshine when the Dark Man comes out - "No Sunshine"
- X gon give it to ya - "X gon give it to ya"
- Earl Simmons, AKA The Dog - "My Life"

by Kato April 24, 2006

Darkmunch

baddest cunt in chat ever

Darkmunch is here again that cunt

by Habib December 8, 2004

Darkmonger

A divine being. They are also a terrorist riding a bike. If you piss them off, they will annihilate you.

All hail Lord Darkmonger!

by Darkmonger November 3, 2021