daytard

1. Derogatory slang term that Vampires use for humans.
2. Anyone who enjoys sunlight or the day time.

1. Vampire: "Oh how I love the taste of daytard."
2. Only a daytard would enjoy going to the beach.

by ditchwezel March 4, 2010

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

daytrader

A daytrader is a trader who buys and sells financial instruments (e.g. stocks, options, futures, derivatives, currencies) within the same trading day such that all positions will usually be closed before the market close of the trading day. This trading style is called day trading. Depending on one's trading strategy, it may range from several to hundreds of orders a day.

An institutional daytrader is a trader who works for a financial institution.
A retail daytrader is a trader who works for himself, or in partnership with a few other traders.
An auto trader is the person who performs auto-trading, which stands for automated trading and the use of computer programs and other tools to enter trading orders.

by Kahless November 16, 2010

dastard

A sneaking, malicious coward

someone who cannot tell their own two feet from their hands.

by shake well before serving July 2, 2005

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

by papaya January 30, 2005

dartard

a dumb ass retard

fucking dartard

by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dantard

A sheltered middle-class private school waker, which blindly supports Dan Andrews and his socialist agenda. Typically, living in the inner northern suburbs of Melbourne, a fixie is their preferred mode of transport and their indoctrination into the Labor Party usually starts from enrolling in an Arts degree at Melbourne Uni.

Oh here comes another Dantard to explain the benefits of pronouns.

by Sarah banks August 29, 2022