daytard

1. Derogatory slang term that Vampires use for humans.
2. Anyone who enjoys sunlight or the day time.

1. Vampire: "Oh how I love the taste of daytard."
2. Only a daytard would enjoy going to the beach.

by ditchwezel March 5, 2010

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010