Danger bed 

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

Danger bed by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

Bed dancer 

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

Bed dancer by Vox en tenebris October 28, 2018

Dangered Wolf 

www dot twitter dot com / dangeredwolf

dangered wolf kinda sus

Dangered Wolf by hueowo February 16, 2022

Dangered 

When you go out for one drink with a particular friend with extreme energy and excitability...but come home four days later, ruined.

You know when you've been dangered.

Dangered by Danger5885 June 6, 2011

Dangerbeat 

The act of masturbating when someone could find you at any time (ie: in the kitchen), the aim being to finish before you are found.

Guy #1:Dude, I'm going to the store, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Guy #2: dangerbeats

Dangerbeat by OrsonHunter September 13, 2010