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Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.
Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.
Danger Boner by dangerbonerking August 28, 2010

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
Danger boner by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018