A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.
Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.
by sefos March 5, 2011
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2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
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