Dane cookery 

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

Dane cookery by sefos March 5, 2011

dane cookers 

1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.

2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.

3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.

4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.

6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.

Fucking dane cookers!

dane cookers by JayMoo January 20, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016