DanPatrick

A special kind of asshole who believes that sacrificing the lives of millions of vulnerable Americans is a necessary evil in protecting the economy. This individual has likely suffered a traumatic brain injury that renders him or her incapable of understanding economics, science, or basic human decency.

Noam Chomsky: “I don't know what word in the language—I can’t find one—that applies to people of that kind, who are willing to sacrifice the literal—the existence of organized human life, not in the distant future, so they can put a few more dollars in highly overstuffed pockets. The word “evil” doesn’t begin to approach it.“

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: “Sir, I believe the word you’re looking for is DanPatrick.”

by JaxTex91 March 25, 2020

Dan Patrick

The Dan Patrick is code for double penetration. The term was coined by Tampa Bay (FL) radio host Drew Garabo. When talking to female callers Drew will ask them if they have ever participated in DP while keeping the FCC at Bay.

Caller: I had a threesome last Tuesday.

Drew: Did you receive the Dan Patrick?

Caller: Yes. I am double stuffed with Irish goodness.

by BubbaArmyTroll February 6, 2019

Dan Patrick

the host of "The Dan Patrick Show," a national sports-talk radio show and a co-host on "Football Night in America" on NBC

Patrick rose to fame as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter coining the phrase "en fuego," Spanish for "on fire"

Known for his exceptionally great hair

Dan Patrick presented the Super Bowl Trophy to the Pittsburgh Steelers after their victory over the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII.

by the_gobo_fro April 19, 2009

dantrick

n. two very good friends. Their bond is so great, some say they love one another, although it is the type of love that is friendship love. The word "dantrick" is a combination of the names dan and patrick, of which the love is shared.

I saw dantrick today and could feel the friendship waves emanating off of them.

by someone.... February 7, 2008

Downpatrick celt

bloke that goes on Celtic forums to chat up birds, not very good at it, is really gay

"oh fuck there is Downpatrick celt chatting up that tranny again!"

by ghirly May 30, 2008