Dan's Mom

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

Dan's Mom by Dan's mom December 9, 2008

Dan's Mom

The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.

Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.

Dan's Mom by Joseph letova March 31, 2021

Dans mom 

Who I ride after school

I fuck dans mom on a regular basis

Dans mom by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008