daddy weight

A massive amount of weight that only a real man - a true muscle juicefuck meathead could handle. something babies, children and bitches couldn't even budge.

Just finished my workout, had hella haters mirin cause I was pushin daddy weight.

by JuiceHeadMeatTitan October 4, 2013

Daddy Weight

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.

"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."

by Just Another Artist November 17, 2015

Dandyweight

Approximately 230 pounds. This can vary over time, depending on the dandystate. This can be determined by consulting the reference Dandy maintained by the National Institute of Standards and Technology if greater accuracy is needed.

In order to keep from having to pay sales tax in multiple states from their book sales, authors will be paid in a dandyweight of a commodity that can be exchanged for goods, services, or currency in their state of residence. We recommend titanium, as it's resistant to weathering and oxidation.

by MethanolJelloshot April 23, 2014