similar to a stage parent. Where as a male pressures a female into pursuing a career in law that the female doesnt want to have but will greatly benefit the male
girl: i want to be a writer
guy: no, you should totally be a corporate lawyer girl: that sounds boring
guy: I dont care what you want, I want to live off of your income and not work.
girl: you are being pushy
guy: no I am being a law daddy
The best kind of daddy. He takes all the lawns and hoes in town. The lawn daddy is what all the ladies want. He knows how to trim the hedges. And is always good looking.
"I want me a lawn daddy. He knows how take trim my bush just right."
"Damn! He looks so fine."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.