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sugar daddy call 

A call similar to a booty call where the caller is looking for financial rather than sexual favors.
Tiffany found out that she did not have the money to pay her car payment so made a sugar daddy call to a guy that she met at the club a week ago.

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

Call Her Daddy 

A “sex positive” podcast designed by two degenerate lowlife women who teach impressionable college students how to cheat on their boyfriends. Some of the advice they propose is that “whoever has the least feelings holds the most power, cheat or be cheated on, and break up with him whenever there’s an issue.”

Fans of the podcast are often the stereotypical basic bitch who listens to Cardi B, thinks sex work is a legitimate career choice, and has poor relationships with their family.
Her: “I listen to Call Her Daddy and I consider myself sex positive. Alex Cooper is a Queen, and I’m a bad bitch!”

Him: “Nice, I’d rather jump in front of a bullet train than ever be in your presence again.”
Call Her Daddy by ManWaPlan January 7, 2022

fuck me sideways and call me daddy 

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

call me daddy 

used when a certain female is tempted by those with a fatherly nature.
The song 'Wetter' by Twista

(Erika)
I'm callin ya daddy (daddy)
Can you be my daddy (daddy)
I need a daddy (daddy)
Won't you be my daddy (daddy)
Come and make it rain down on me

Yeah, call me daddy
call me daddy by tester010 February 4, 2010

Smack My taint, n call me daddy 

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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