Dad Went To Get Milk
When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
Dad Went To Get Milk by AQUALIME April 10, 2021
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Ur dad went to get milk
Ur dad went to get milk by Olilondonphobic May 20, 2022
Ur Dad went to get milk
What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Ur Dad went to get milk by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
Your dad went to get some milk
Your dad went to get some milk by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022
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