When someone is fucking pissed and kicks your ass and their shoe gets stuck up your microscopic assholes
Kid 1: Your mom
Kid 2: Im gonna kick your ass!
*Kid 2 kicks Kid 1*
Kid 2: Haha, shoe up da pipe whore!
Kid 1: Owwie!! Do you have any vaseline for this?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'