DXDivers 

BEST, MOST FUN AND CONVENIENT DIVE SHOP IN ALL THE LAND. WHEN THEY'RE NOT CRUSHING IT ON THE DIVE BOAT, THEY'RE TEACHING CLASSES - SPREADING THE LOVE OF SCUBA, FREEDIVING AND SPEARFISHING. YOU CANT EVEN FATHOM THE LEVEL OF LOVE THEY HAVE FOR THE OCEAN. BEAUCOUP LOVE. THEY HOST PIER CLEANUPS THAT BREAK WORLD RECORDS, TRASHY FRIDAY OCEAN CLEANUP DAYS, PROMOTE SEA TURTLE CONSERVATION. AND THEY SLAY LIONFISH. YEP, PROTECTOR OF THE REEFS THAT OL' DXDIVERS. AINT ONE TO PLAY WITH, THEY KNOW THEY'RE PROS AND THEY READY TO SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME.

Dang, that DXDivers really showed me a good time on the boat the other day.

I never caught so many lobsters in my life, thanks to DXDivers.

Every time I look in the mirror lately, I feel sexier, I seem sexier, must be all that going to DXDivers.

DXDivers by dxdiverslover455 November 23, 2021

dadiversary 

The anniversary of the day you became a dad. Usually on the birthday of your oldest child.

Hey man I hear your kid just turned 10, Happy Dadiversary!

dadiversary by ditzydory November 26, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012