DWItness
A lying-a** pigliceman who falsely claims dat he saw you operating your jalopy after "guzzlin' a few Buds", when in reality you'd been "cold sober" AND had "blown a point-zero-zero".
I never down anything stronger than lemonade, so any DWItness would have to be either mistaken or have his fingers crossed behind his back.
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