Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.

Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”

DTIS by Omar Sec November 12, 2009

dtis

don’t take it seriously

(joke) but dtis

dtis by bandooo June 2, 2023

DTISC

Initials of "Disregard that, I suck cocks", a phrase from 4chan used on the internet when someone wants to take back what he said, e.g. when someone finds out something that contradicts what they previously posted.

Because the initials don't have the swearing explicitly written, this form can be considered more polite than the full phrase.

Alice: I think Bob told this one joke, I'm almost sure about that...

*she finds out Charlie told it, not Bob*

Alice: DTISC, it was Charlie.

DTISC by Da_Nuke January 25, 2010

dtiss

a god, who owns everyone at every aspect of life.

you < dtiss > you. also known as dtiss is better than you.

dtiss by some guys friend September 14, 2008

dtiss

a god who owns at every aspect of life.

you < dtiss > you. dtiss owns everyone at life.

dtiss by some guys friend August 24, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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