Don't Take It Seriously.
This is the cooler, hipper, fresher to death, more badass big brother of JK.
This is the cooler, hipper, fresher to death, more badass big brother of JK.
Your mom is a whore....DTIS!
by apup/jho June 09, 2011
Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.
Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
by Omar Sec November 13, 2009
DTI: The U.S. was correct to import Nazi laws & enact effectively the same ones.
Defender: Of course this was the correct course of action, as the Nazi laws solved their own issues with deplorables.
Defender: Of course this was the correct course of action, as the Nazi laws solved their own issues with deplorables.
by TBZ1 June 15, 2018
Dress to Impress.
Wear your outfit with style, don't come knocking on the door in an overall, hillbilly.
Wear your outfit with style, don't come knocking on the door in an overall, hillbilly.
by Anna_ May 22, 2007
Digitally transmitted infection: A sexual infection of your computer caused by the viewing of pornography without proper protection (antivirus programs).
Lil: "Ah shit my computer is so slow!"
Simon: "Maybe it's a DTI, you should stop looking at porn, you dirty giiiirl."
Simon: "Maybe it's a DTI, you should stop looking at porn, you dirty giiiirl."
by SexDoc October 22, 2010
Dressed to Impress or Dress to Impress.
Not to be confused with DTF / Down to Intercorse, DTI can be used in a simmular fashion. But it mainly means that you,
A. Gonna dress to impress.
B. You're dressed to impress.
Not to be confused with DTF / Down to Intercorse, DTI can be used in a simmular fashion. But it mainly means that you,
A. Gonna dress to impress.
B. You're dressed to impress.
1.
Jessica Went out with steve, and she whas DTI(b).
2.
Simon are we gonna DTI(a), or go cassuly casual?
Jessica Went out with steve, and she whas DTI(b).
2.
Simon are we gonna DTI(a), or go cassuly casual?
by LongShlongJonsson November 15, 2020