DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.

Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

DOOR PULLER by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019