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Stands for: Don’t Make Me Smoke Alone. A phrase used in song when you’re inviting your friend to smoke. Can also be used right before the sesh. Most commonly written as an abbreviation, DMMSA.
via text: “DMMSA!!!”

in person: “~don’t make me smoke alone, don’t make me smoke alone~” *sings,claps, and dances cheerfully while sparking up*
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'dont make me suffer'

Used when your friend cant understand your easy explanation.
-How does this work?
-First push this, and then that one.
-How it was?
-Aaaargh! DMMS!!
dmms by Antton K March 8, 2007
Related Words
DMMSA Demsale demšar dimsalm Dimsauce Dmma DMsan domsa domsamonte dumsanzo
Domsa AKA g3no is a retarded n00b.He's a homosexual pedophile who harasses little boys.
Domsa:OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!so 1337 gosu!11!1!oneone!!1!1
domsa by George_3432 December 24, 2008

dumsanzo 

(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals
me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.

joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK

me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics

joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet
dumsanzo by guess March 30, 2004
To have not one single redeeming quality.
Dude 1: None of the girls at the bar want to talk to me.

Dude 2: Dude, you are a demšar stay away from me!
Tip je izvedel demšarja…
Danes se mi je zgodil demšar
demšar by Lucitane October 4, 2021
DMsan is a rich person =(
DMsan by jAYjAY December 6, 2004
"I said fried rice, not boiled rice, dimsalm"
dimsalm by Biscuit Boy August 6, 2003