Disappoint

The feeling you get when you uncap a pen and it doesnt turn into a sword

Dude, I uncapped this pen and it didnt turn into a sword. I'm so disappointed.

Disappoint by Uni-kitty April 14, 2019

disappoint

To remove a person or thing from a previously bestowed appointment, entitlement, status, or position.

When Darci wasted part of an iTunes gift card on a crappy download recommendation from Mark, she had to threaten to disappoint him from his official position as "best music recommender friend ever."

disappoint by thekidcomesback July 14, 2011

disappoint

the opposite of to appoint

Lisa was appointed as Company Director. Because of very poor performance, however, she was disappointed only a few weeks later.

disappoint by MightyEndcat October 15, 2010

disappoint-day card 

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

disappoint-day card by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

i am disappoint 

a 4chan meme. it is a series of badly drawn comics in which the son does an act the father disapproves of, and the father says: son, i am disappoint

fap fap fap- son, i am disappoint

did you see the latest i am disappoint? it was hilarious

i am disappoint by awesomeman3 February 14, 2009

Son, I am Disappoint 

When a person, especially one in authority, asks you to type something for them in information gathering.

Credit to "Audience Typing".

Father, standing over son, asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

Son, I am Disappoint

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

Son, I am Disappoint by po43292 December 6, 2010

Disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment

Disappointment by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009