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DirtyDan 

Geek loser nerd fag etc etc

Also looks something like Fanny Piles.
U Dirtydan.

I was talkin to this kid....was blatently a dirtydan

etc etc
DirtyDan by owned May 23, 2003

dirtydan 

a dirtydan is when just before you shoot your wad you pull out of the amusement park and slam it in the sewage plant.
dude ! after I gave her that dirtydan she is still having trouble with her memory , she keeps calling me daddy!
dirtydan by dirtydan67 May 22, 2019

DIRTYDAN’s Train’s 

Dude who collects tyco stuff and actually knows what he’s doing when “Restoring” model trains.
DIRTYDAN’s TRAIN’S makes the best content on all of YouTube

Dirty Dan 

Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.
*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
Dirty Dan by stonedweeb December 29, 2017

Dirty Dan 

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan
Dirty Dan by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Doing the Dirty Dan 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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