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DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.
she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.
DIRT SKIRT by trashed April 23, 2008

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.
The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping
dirt skirt by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt 

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!

Dirt Shirt Friday 

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me
“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means
Dirt shirt by uwuboy November 12, 2020

Shirt-Dirt-Dirt 

Term used to describe an Indian person.
Damn, for a place that sells nothing but beef this place sure is full of Shirt-Dirt-Dirts.