DIL-Do

The Dad equivalent of a "MILF." "Dad I'd Like (to) DO" (sexually)

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
dads, whether married, separated or divorced, that a female individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A DIL-DO is any father that is sexually desirable.

by MMM-good February 25, 2010

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Dil-tae-do

Person who combines the martial arts and the art of handling not one but two Dildos linked with a rope or chain like nunchucks.

Wow, she has skills, she must be a Dil-tae-do black belt.

by Mr. Miyagy-do October 21, 2009

Dil Dodick

A very clever name for a male pornstar.

"Have you seen the new movie with Dil Dodick, it really brings out his many different talents."

by SmacMastr August 20, 2009

Dil-doo

Its a fake penis made out of recycled condoms. It's the act of sneaking the word dildo in a dinner party without anyone noticing.

This is the only beer I have left.
Ricardo replies, "it will dil-doo".

The morning dil-doo made it slippery outside.
The library book was over dil-doo .

I will dil-doo it when I have a chance.

When I was a kid I loved watching Scooby Scooby dil-doo where are you.

The shower was covered in mildil-doo.

by Iggy Salas October 29, 2019

Dil Doh

The playdoh that comes in many pervertecd shapes and sizes

My Black Dil Doh is bigger than your White Dil Doh!

by Joe C June 17, 2004

Dil-dog

A dog that looks like a dildo

That yorkie over there looks like a dil-dog

by Dalbal6 June 22, 2016