dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

Dicksmack

The act of smacking an individual with his or her dick

I wanna dicksmack you

by Trilingunut Nation June 7, 2019

Dicksmack

Idiot that has no clue and can't get any POON

You dicksmack, so bite your pillow

by Dain735 August 1, 2003

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009