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dick smack 

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
dick smack by Captclam August 25, 2006

Dick Smack 

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.
This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.
Dick Smack by Diddy August 14, 2004

dick smack 

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
dick smack by madaine May 5, 2005

dick smack 

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....
dick smack by kris bigelow May 13, 2005

Dick Smack 

One who smacks dick. a GREAT origonal insult.
Dick Smack by Josh October 10, 2003

dick smack 

what's left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
all that dick smack gone to waste...
dick smack by Amazon December 15, 2004