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DIAF

Abbreviation for "die in a fire." Generally used when no other comeback can be thought of, a stupid comment is made, or when you legitimately feel that another person should perish in a combustion reaction.

Courtney: Even though you spent two hours helping me, I'm going to ignore your advice.
Me: DIAF

by CBSFan September 19, 2010