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DHS Couples 

Couple by day hookers by night

Lowkey gay wannabe white.

Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.

Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.

You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.

Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.

Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth

there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe

had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.

Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
DHS couples only last a year maximum.
DHS Couples by Fabio9 April 19, 2021
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