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Get the desktop mug.To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.
After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
by scaree April 18, 2006
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Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.
Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.
I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.
Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.
I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.
by lidf September 17, 2007
Get the desktop mug.When someone uses the FiveM cheat “Gosht” but tries to act like they’re legit by instantly tabbing out or closing stuff on their desktop the moment they get screen-checked. Basically the textbook move of a cheater that swears they’re clean but still shaky.
by Teeskii August 15, 2025
Get the Desktop mug.He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.
by Wheels1 March 14, 2011
Get the Desktop popup mug.Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
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