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DAVE SANTOS

BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER.. THAT LICKS PUSSY BETTER THAT ANYONE....GUY WITH THICK DICK
DAVE SANTOS by MISSYS-MAN November 6, 2009
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Dave Santos

A name giv'n to guys with lil to no penis

2: Name of a banned sex ( guy on guy cums in ass shits out, other guy shits on 1st guys shit then fucks the shit together to make a 2 shit 3 cum pile)
3: A failed replaced way of saying leeroy jenkins!
Dude! i walked in to your dad and landlord doin a dave santose lastnight...

omg man your dick is so small your name is now dave... dave santos.

omfg im fucking awesome eat this... dave santos!
Dave Santos by puffs your mom April 27, 2011
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