D.N. Angel 

An anime, in where Niwa Daisuke turns into the kaitou Dark at age 14, as does every male Niwa. Daisuke transforms into Dark when he ('basically') sees his crush, Risa. Daisuke will remain having Dark as an Alter Ego until he can get Risa to like him back. That might be a while, considering that Risa likes only one person - Dark. Risa's twin sister, Riku, likes Daisuke.

Now, because Dark is a thief, (hence the 'kaitou Dark' as his nickname) the police are always out to get him, especially Hiwatari Satoshi. Satoshi is a genius boy who is in Daisuke's class. He seems to know more about Dark and Daisuke than he lets on, though...

Although the anime is much worse than the manga, this anime is very easy to like. The name might be odd, but it'll make sense after a while. At least you can't mispronounce it.

D.N. Angel is an anime. Anime is typically cool.

D.N. Angel by It's 'ruu-rune-ni-ken-shin', you dubbies! October 26, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012