D,M,F.L.

A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.

Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!

by Willy G. June 3, 2005

B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA

Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts

Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick

Guy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick (l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d)
Girl: I’m so down 🤭

by hellokitee November 30, 2022

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016