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The best kind of person there is. Funny, energetic, and very beautiful. Laughs like a hyena, and has a ton of friends.
"Whoa, look at that pretty girl walking down the street. She must be a Czajka."
Czajka by Ms. Megan December 29, 2007
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Pronounced : "Chucka". A horrible toad like gronk often found inhabiting swamps or cabbage fields. Most frequently seen in the south east Queensland area, and is easily tracked by observing a trail of dead flies and slime.
Hey Ich, careful crossing the Pine River Bridge! I heard from Rob there is a Czajka living under there!
Czajka by Ted Spivet December 13, 2007

czajacondom

A condom of tremendous proportions, manufactured to house the largest of penises (see czajaconda). Common czajacondoms may include, but are not limited to: the Trojan Magnum, Lifestyles King Size, Durex Comfort XL, or in the most extreme cases, a standard Hefty CinchSak waste bag.
"Aww man... My rubber ripped. Can you spare me one?"

"Sure. Here you go."
*hands over a regular old condom*

"Dude, this little thing ain't gonna work. I'm gonna need a czajacondom for a dick of this size -- I've got a czajaconda!"
czajacondom by Crumbalow April 21, 2010

czajaconda 

"my buddy Brett, he has a czajaconda, its freakin huge!!!"
czajaconda by jazercise August 23, 2006

Czajkowskis 

An exercise that looks like a bug dying
Czajkowski: I see you’re doing dying bugs.
Everyone: What are those? We are doing Czajkowskis.
Czajkowskis by XC Core November 12, 2019

Czajkowski 

The coolest last name in the world!
Person: How do you say your last name?

Cool person: Czajkowski (CHA- cow- ski)

Person: AWESOME!
Czajkowski by ashleyash February 23, 2010
(chake-uh) adjective, noun, verb referring to defecation. Specifically, when one soils their own pants.
Are you ok, you look like total cajka.

I can't believe my dog left 3 piles of cajka on chickie's floor.

She made me so mad I thought I was going to cajka myself.
Cajka by Rippititee February 1, 2009
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