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A Cyfi is when you take a wet shit in someone elses asshole and stick your fingers in their ass, sinking your shit deeper into their shit-filled anus, and then you stick your jimmy in their keister, using your wet greasy fucking shit as lubricant to better slip your slippery slide of a cock into their gaping void of an asshole and proceed to also finger their snatch while shooting the fattest load into their wet slimy shit filled anal cavity, which you fuck them so hard they'll get pregnant with shit black african babies and you shoot a fat one into each one, and you leave them for dead and move onto a different country to then, do the same exact fucking thing.
Dude, i just came back after doin' one of them Cyfis to one of my hoes
Cyfi by Ozzy Howdivile February 22, 2025
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a really handsome guy that's so fucking good at wr. his name is yet to be unknown o_o
omg, i want be like cyfila. he's so handsome, funny AND his voice is so deep!
cyfila by bruh irony May 28, 2020
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