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Curtisha 

Ghetto name but Beautiful Girl who normally wears glasses and gets Excellent grades and got a big butt. She doesn't get much attention from boys, just some, but she has tons of friends boys and girls, and she is loved by all. She is really friendly and will never piss you off unless you start with her first. So nice and sweet (:
Wow, Curtisha is beautiful. I want to be a Curtisha someday.
Curtisha by SmexxiRawrr November 13, 2009

curvisha 

a voluptuos woman, a woman with curves. a shapely female
a man trying to hail a curvy woman on road:
ppsssst, curvisha can i get ur number?''
curvisha by secr8tve1 February 3, 2010

Curtisha 

'Curtisha is amazing'
Curtisha by Xjxjcj December 11, 2019

Curtisha 

Someone that is really really ugly dat got a fat ass but she makes asians say OH SHIT!!!!
Omg she look like a straight up curtisha. I would do da jawn wit a paper bag on ha head.
Curtisha by Mrs.Swags April 13, 2009

Curdish Squeegee 

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.
I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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